a diatribe about swimwear



di·a·tribe

Definition of DIATRIBE

1. archaic : a prolonged discourse
2. : a bitter and abusive speech or piece of writing
3. : ironic or satirical criticism




Round One: Matronly Swimwear





Round Two: Innapropriate Swimwear



If neither of these options are acceptable, then what should one in my age bracket wear to water-oriented events? Well, I can tell from first hand experience, the options are limited.
So, when you see me this summer, looking like my grandma, you’ll know why. I thought of the the two options–it was the better choice.






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