(for illustrative purposes only. this is not my back)
(Dear God, am I this sweaty?!?)

And because I’ve apparently lost my mind and the ability to dress appropriately for the season…

And because I just walked 10 blocks in the heat, in heels and a long-sleeve shirt
And because I have a car that is in operating condition
I’ve decided two things:
1. I do not love the environment enough to walk on 85 degree days
2. Large men should under no circumstance walk a teeny-tiny dog. It’s just not right.
That is all.
I’m going to hide in a corner now until I’m confident I do not look like picture above.